大纽约的清华校友们：
想死你们啦！
纽约水木相声社近期的推出的曲艺书馆小剧场不知道各位关注了没有？
和过去一样，这里有传统段子，原创相声，
还有一部原创的中篇评书《曼哈顿华人帮会》。
过去的2个月多来，我们在曼哈顿已经做了5场演出了~
并将在下周迎来
第一季封箱大戏
我们精选了两段热闹的相声，由经验丰富的老演员们担纲出演
评书也将迎来最终回，并开启下一部的新故事
同时我们的全体社员，还将奉上平时很少听到的曲艺唱段！
万千精彩，喜笑颜开
尽在水木曲艺书馆小剧场！
期待和您在5月18日下午，共度一个欢乐的下午!
毕竟下次看我们可能就要2个多月以后了
水木相声社 郑辰
Cheng Wang
Co-President, Tsinghua Alumni Association of Greater New York
Co-President, Tsinghua Alumni Association of Greater New York
Scientist, Regeneron Pharmaceuticals
"Are you seriously arguing that one vote from the Boston bomber would be enough to change our terrorism laws?" 
"It is particularly abhorrent that at least three of those killed were minors at the time of their sentencing." 
"I know there's a lot of very powerful people here..." 
The decision followed a series of others in recent years by the Supreme Court endorsing the power of arbitration and curbing class-action claims of various types. 
"Right now, most first-time donors are giving three dollars." 
"...and I have a better insight into what he went through for us..." 
"Scott Israel failed to protect the families and students of Broward County and I look forward to the @FLSenate resuming the process of formal removal." 
"He is mired in the mud of minority approval." 
